Corazon de Swiss

April 24, 2007

Why? Because…

Filed under: Drama, drama, drama — by corazondeswiss @ 8:18 pm

Why shouldn’t you turn off the light in the foyer and attempt to walk through it in the dark?
Because you will slam your foot into the cedar chest.
Why shouldn’t you walk around with only socks on your feet?
Because when you slam your foot into said cedar chest it will hurt. (Not unlike the other 2 times in your life you have been running or walking without shoes and broken your toes)
Why shouldn’t you let the girl at the nail place talk you into leaving your toenails a little longer than usual?
Because when you hit your foot into said cedar chest, it will split your toenail and cause it to bleed and ruin your pedicure. And you will now have to wait weeks for it grow back out and therefore put off a pedicure.
Why shouldn’t you show your injury to your mother, the hospice nurse?
Because she will be totally unsympathetic to your injury. Those hospice nurses are all heart, let me tell you.

 Fortunately, I don’t think that I broke the toe this time, although my toe does look gross, and it hurts a bit.  And the Claritin-D totally helped and I may survive this bout of hay fever without going to the doctor to beg to have my head opened and all the snot suctioned out. 

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2 Comments »

  1. Oh NO! You’re having bad lucky this week, I hope it goes away soon. Get lots of rest. xo

    Comment by Alyndabear — April 25, 2007 @ 12:11 am |Reply

  2. […] not find a deterrent, btw.  3. What happens when a toenail does not grow- Fortunately after the toenail-splitting incident, my toenail is indeed growing.  So I don’t know what happens when it doesn’t grow.  […]

    Pingback by Wacky Wednesday- Birthday edition « Corazon de Swiss — May 23, 2007 @ 9:07 pm |Reply


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